The Jingoistic States of Chese Mands is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.755 billion Chese Mandsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The very strong Chese Mandsian economy, worth 154 trillion tenges a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,899 tenges, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,193 per year while the poor average 10,776, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a deer, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is a problem. Chese Mands's national animal is the deer.

Chese Mands is ranked 4,627^th in the world and 97^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,854.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.